Seminar Superstar Mugs

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"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Bigger Brain

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'Yes, that person there...'

'I take it the Change Seminar stripped you down to your vulnerabilities.'

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"We started learning about units of measurement in math class, but I don't really understand it, so I've got an acre of homework to do."

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'

'Ladies and gentlemen, today we're going to get down to nuts and bolts.'

'All right, all right, Hershman, you can go attend the 'improve your negotiating skills' seminar.'

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

Waiting for the results.

"He just returned from a motivational seminar."

The Self Esteem Seminar had really helped him.

Today's seminar is going to be so much fun...

"A workshop will be offered on the topic of decision-making....I could possibly take part....o the other hand...."