Seminar Goer Gifts

'The three little pigs attended a professional development seminar on dealing with bullies and they were never bothered by the big bad wolf again.'

SELF-FULFILLMENT SEMINAR: 'Stop letting people walk on you'

'Medical Seminar, Ms. Sims.'

'Remember, we become what we think of most.' - 'Oh no, I'm turning into a woman.'

'That explains why I have so much trouble parallel parking.'

Businessman turning to self-improvement seminars due to foreign competition,takeover bids, and restructuring.

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

"I couldn't get into it ... "

"I enjoyed your speech. Although I was sorry to miss my children growing up."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"Here we are."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

Graph leads down into egg with a big crack.

How to engage an audience

How to Do Small Talk??!!

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

Time management office worker

'Yes, that person there...'

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'