Seminar Seekers Gifts

'My parents are out bonding at an annuities seminar. Would you like to leave a message?'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"Here we are."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

How to engage an audience

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

Time management office worker

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.'

'I take it the Change Seminar stripped you down to your vulnerabilities.'

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

'Ladies and gentlemen, today we're going to get down to nuts and bolts.'

'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'

'All right, all right, Hershman, you can go attend the 'improve your negotiating skills' seminar.'