Self-representation In Court Gifts

'Well, I must be going. I have some shopping to do with the money you saved by acting as your own lawyer.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

I love Lawyers

"He's his own worst enemy."

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

Pachyderm insomnia.

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

Justice 4 Ron

Giraffe Selfie

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"Great news, Mr. Corrigan. That large, life-threatening lump we removed from your back turned out to be your lawyer."

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

"At least he's honest about it..."

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

Book Worm