Self-representation In Court Pillows

'Well, I must be going. I have some shopping to do with the money you saved by acting as your own lawyer.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

I love Lawyers

"He's his own worst enemy."

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

Pachyderm insomnia.

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

Creativity 2.0

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

Giraffe Selfie

"Great news, Mr. Corrigan. That large, life-threatening lump we removed from your back turned out to be your lawyer."

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

Justice 4 Ron

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

"At least he's honest about it..."

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

Whatever!

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

I Litigate Therefore I Am.

Book Worm