Self-presentation Pillows

"That one goes particularly well with you tie."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Window Treatment

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Blue sky thinking

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Nice haircut."

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

So You've Cloned Yourself

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

Justice 4 Ron

Creativity 2.0

I'm not sure they understood what I was getting at. Yeah, they all looked confused, didn't they?

Giraffe Selfie

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

Whatever!

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

"What does she have that I don't?"

Book Worm

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

"Well of COURSE it's mostly gobble-dee-gook! Were you expecting something different?"

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"