Legal Representation Pillows

'He's competent in every regard, except to stand trial.'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"This is my lawyer, my lawyer's lawyer and my lawyer's lawyer's lawyer!"

'Follow that ambulance!'

Always read the small print!

'May I pay you with a sleazy investment scam?'

'Remember talk is cheap.' - 'Yeah, until I walked into your office.'

Law partners: 'You're my attorney, MJ. How come I'm NOT your attorney?'

"Because you acted as your own attorney, you will do your community service sentence with the public defender's office."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

I love Lawyers

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

Barristers

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."