Legal Representative Pillows

"My client got twenty years, yet he paid me in full. It just shows the system works."

"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."

"Melanie, find me a little pro-bono case to cleanse my palate."

"It's for you - it's my lawyer."

'You don't call this a legal document, do you? I can understand every word of it.'

'A lawyer orders lunch.'

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

"Make eye contact with the jury, but not homicidal-maniac eye contact."

'Next time the prosecutor shows you pictures of the crime scene, try not to blurt out, ‘Been there, done that.''

'And you've written to the council on this one.'

"And today if the prosecutor says 'Liar, liar, pants on fire,' do not turn around to check."

' Even though you can't make heads or tails out of it, let me assure you, it is, heads we win, tails they lose.'

'If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.'

'No case law, but we did get 50,000 hits on Youtube.'

'He's competent in every regard, except to stand trial.'

'I like to begin with a joke, so I'm going to give you my opponent's side.'

'Well yes, we lost, but you asked me if I was a Legal Eagle, not if I was a good lawyer...'

"The People rest, Your Honor."

I love Lawyers

A man tipping the scales of justice in his own favour.

Law book with a devil's tail bookmark.

'Don't worry...I specialize in false hope.'

'Mum-I need a solicitor!'

'Farnsworth, we are a law firm. We don't need a mascot!!'

"Hi guys. I'm Lawyer man, and my power is of attorney."

'Do you feel up to receiving lawyers?'

"I'm working as fast as I can, Mr. Sims. There are only so many billable hours in a day, you know."

"Have you found a precedent?"

'You're the lawyer who didn't know what a Mareva Injunction was.'

'Who ever says crime doesn't pay isn't a lawyer!'

'I can't remember. Are you my lawyer, or am I yours?'

'It's a court approved GPS system. It guides you through the maze of legalities.'

'Good news, I've got your sentence changed to two years.' - 'But it was only six months.'

'Day is day and night is night. That is the opinion of the management of this station. Here, with an opposing view, is an attorney...'

'I'm in favor of same-sex marriage. Same-sex marriage will lead to same-sex divorce.'