Self-representer Gifts

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"You need to stop bottling it up."

Pachyderm insomnia.

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

Justice 4 Ron

Giraffe Selfie

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

Book Worm

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

Whatever!

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

Doubt or Certainy

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"This gives me the inner fulfillment I could never achieve through dodgeball."

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

'Cosmetic surgery.'