Self-representer T-Shirts

I'd like to act as my own attorney, your honor, and if found guilty, I'd like to act as my own prison guard.

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Pachyderm insomnia.

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

Creativity 2.0

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

Justice 4 Ron

Giraffe Selfie

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

Book Worm

Whatever!

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

Doubt or Certainy

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

"This gives me the inner fulfillment I could never achieve through dodgeball."

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"