Self-representation Gifts

Justice 4 Ron

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"He's his own worst enemy."

Window Treatment

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

That party went well.

Cellphone Islands

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"The overthinker"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

"Nice haircut."

"Is this who I am?"

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

Pachyderm insomnia.

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

So You've Cloned Yourself