Self-expression Gifts

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Hall of Mirrors

'That's the last time I ever lock myself out!'

'I'm an eccentric. What do you do?'

'What are your parents going to say man?!'

"Son, I really wish I could tell you that "Cowboy Ballerina" is a normal part of growing up, but... it's not."

Blank head looks at emojis in closet.

Selfie-Conscious

'I'm sorry...we're not sure you're self obsessed enough.'

"It started after you sent me to boot camp to help make a man out of me."

'How's the facade coming?'

Dare to be different?

'Honestly, does this ass make my dress look fat?'

"Your work is so full of anger, George."

Beards and Facial Piercings

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"What is your N-Ration?. . . Selfie per minute Narcissus ratio?"

Nice Cleavage.

Unique Traffic Cones

I feel angry

'Oh, Harold...How can I face our family and friends knowing you're a crossdresser?!'

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

'I remember when I used to keep a ten pound note in my cleavage for emergencies. Now I keep my wallet, my mobile phone, a first aid kit and a complete change of underwear!'

"Hey Darren, so I see hat you finally got those awful tattoos removed huh?"

'I'm gonna have to change my hair. My parents love it.'

"Here comes Panty Claus! Here comes Panty Claus..."

"I only use it for self definition."

Aw, man, that's what I was going to say.

Your hair looks good down for a change, Twig. You think? I want to look different, but � I don't want to stand out! It could work.

Are you wearing your hair down for good? Not sure. I'm weighing the response. What a haystack. So unfortunate. It's a split decision.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"Might as well just embrace it. It's who we are."

"Help"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"This gives me the inner fulfillment I could never achieve through dodgeball."