Self-expression Mugs

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Hall of Mirrors

'That's the last time I ever lock myself out!'

'I'm an eccentric. What do you do?'

'What are your parents going to say man?!'

"Son, I really wish I could tell you that "Cowboy Ballerina" is a normal part of growing up, but... it's not."

'I'm sorry...we're not sure you're self obsessed enough.'

Blank head looks at emojis in closet.

Selfie-Conscious

'How's the facade coming?'

Dare to be different?

'I remember when I used to keep a ten pound note in my cleavage for emergencies. Now I keep my wallet, my mobile phone, a first aid kit and a complete change of underwear!'

'Oh, Harold...How can I face our family and friends knowing you're a crossdresser?!'

"It started after you sent me to boot camp to help make a man out of me."

I feel angry

Nice Cleavage.

"Your work is so full of anger, George."

'I'm gonna have to change my hair. My parents love it.'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

Beards and Facial Piercings

"What is your N-Ration?. . . Selfie per minute Narcissus ratio?"

"Hey Darren, so I see hat you finally got those awful tattoos removed huh?"

Unique Traffic Cones

"I hate summer, I feel naked and vulnerable without my hoodie."

Book Worm

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

"This gives me the inner fulfillment I could never achieve through dodgeball."

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"I hope people understand that I'm being ironic."

Cupcake icing and matching hairstyles.

"I only use it for self definition."

"Help"