Self-representation Mugs

Justice 4 Ron

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Window Treatment

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"The overthinker"

Cellphone Islands

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

That party went well.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"Nice haircut."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

"Is this who I am?"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Pachyderm insomnia.

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

So You've Cloned Yourself