Self-importance Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a quirky gift for the self-importance philosopher? Discover witty products that playfully poke fun at ego and pondering, whether for a birthday, celebration, or just because. Our curated collection highlights clever designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that mirror their love of deep thoughts and larger-than-life ideas. Gift your self-assured thinker something that resonates with their personality and sense of humor, making their favorite pastime even more enjoyable.

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"I was just talking to Charlie Rose in my head."

"I was just talking to Charlie Rose in my head." mockup

"I was just talking to Charlie Rose in my head."

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A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to. mockup

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

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"Nice haircut."

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"What does she have that I don't?" mockup

"What does she have that I don't?"

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"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!" mockup

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

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"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate." mockup

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

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"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here." mockup

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

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TV-Mirror.

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"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager." mockup

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

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'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.' mockup

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

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'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!' mockup

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

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'Cosmetic surgery.'

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Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate. mockup

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

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"Nobody wants to steal my identity." mockup

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

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"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!" mockup

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

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'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.' mockup

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

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'Casper just lost twenty seven and a half pounds, but his head is just as fat as ever.'

'Casper just lost twenty seven and a half pounds, but his head is just as fat as ever.' mockup

'Casper just lost twenty seven and a half pounds, but his head is just as fat as ever.'

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'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

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"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in." mockup

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

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Bob Found A Different Yardstick For Success And he Felt Swell

Bob Found A Different Yardstick For Success And he Felt Swell mockup

Bob Found A Different Yardstick For Success And he Felt Swell

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'Some boys think I'm pretty. Some think I'm ugly. What do you think?'

'Some boys think I'm pretty. Some think I'm ugly. What do you think?' mockup

'Some boys think I'm pretty. Some think I'm ugly. What do you think?'

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'He wants to look slightly mysterious and menacing.'

'He wants to look slightly mysterious and menacing.' mockup

'He wants to look slightly mysterious and menacing.'

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Even if you're the president of a corporation, you're still just the president of a corporation.

Even if you're the president of a corporation, you're still just the president of a corporation. mockup

Even if you're the president of a corporation, you're still just the president of a corporation.

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'I'd like to buy a frame that adds youth to a portrait.'

'I'd like to buy a frame that adds youth to a portrait.' mockup

'I'd like to buy a frame that adds youth to a portrait.'

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'I'm just sayin', with this cute little face and my big fluffy tail, I never really thought of myself as vermin!'

'I'm just sayin', with this cute little face and my big fluffy tail, I never really thought of myself as vermin!' mockup

'I'm just sayin', with this cute little face and my big fluffy tail, I never really thought of myself as vermin!'

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'Admit it, Henry, you only love me for my hair.'

'Admit it, Henry, you only love me for my hair.' mockup

'Admit it, Henry, you only love me for my hair.'

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"Does this dress make my ass stick out?"

"Does this dress make my ass stick out?" mockup

"Does this dress make my ass stick out?"

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'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.' mockup

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

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Red Letter Days - Having one's portrait shown

Red Letter Days - Having one's portrait shown mockup

Red Letter Days - Having one's portrait shown

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A little powder and a little paint makes a girl what she ain't!

A little powder and a little paint makes a girl what she ain't! mockup

A little powder and a little paint makes a girl what she ain't!

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"I reckon he's compensating for something."

"I reckon he's compensating for something." mockup

"I reckon he's compensating for something."

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'I would appreciate if your young lady waited for you up the road,Wilkins.'

'I would appreciate if your young lady waited for you up the road,Wilkins.' mockup

'I would appreciate if your young lady waited for you up the road,Wilkins.'

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My routine.

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Self-importance Philosopher Gifts Collection

Self-importance Philosopher Mugs

Discover our full collection of humorous and thoughtful mugs for the self-importance philosopher—perfect for brightening their day and showcasing their grand ideas.

Self-importance Philosopher Pillows

Find the perfect pillow for the self-importance philosopher—fun, quirky, and ideal for adding personality to any lounge or bedroom.

Self-importance Philosopher Prints

Browse our range of prints for the self-importance philosopher—ideal for decorating their space with humor and cleverness.

Self-importance Philosopher T-Shirts

Explore witty T-shirts designed for the self-importance philosopher—great for casual days and making a confident, humorous statement.