Self-importance Humorist Pillows

Add a touch of humor to any space with our self-importance humorist pillows. These witty designs are perfect for relaxing or making a statement about confidence and ego with a smile.

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R. B. Dudley: Nobody special but rich enough to build this monument of himself.

R. B. Dudley: Nobody special but rich enough to build this monument of himself. mockup

R. B. Dudley: Nobody special but rich enough to build this monument of himself.

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Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him. mockup

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

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Woman's T-Shirt says 'Baby', Man's says '35 Lbs. Ugly Fat'.

Woman's T-Shirt says 'Baby', Man's says '35 Lbs. Ugly Fat'. mockup

Woman's T-Shirt says 'Baby', Man's says '35 Lbs. Ugly Fat'.

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'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.' mockup

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

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Next, I remember looking down and thinking, man, those pants make my butt look huge.

Next, I remember looking down and thinking, man, those pants make my butt look huge. mockup

Next, I remember looking down and thinking, man, those pants make my butt look huge.

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"I'm a HUNK of burning love!"

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"I'm having a bad forehead day."

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Bald man polishing head

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'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!' mockup

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

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New years resolutions

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"I was just talking to Charlie Rose in my head."

"I was just talking to Charlie Rose in my head." mockup

"I was just talking to Charlie Rose in my head."

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Narcissus

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'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!' mockup

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

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"Last year I didn't meet any of my work goals, so this year my goal is to fail at everything"

"Last year I didn't meet any of my work goals, so this year my goal is to fail at everything" mockup

"Last year I didn't meet any of my work goals, so this year my goal is to fail at everything"

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"Long term I'm worried about global warming - short term, about freezing my ass off."

"Long term I'm worried about global warming - short term, about freezing my ass off." mockup

"Long term I'm worried about global warming - short term, about freezing my ass off."

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'Be honest. Do I have ugly feet?' mockup

'Be honest. Do I have ugly feet?'

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"I seem to bring out the worst in people."

"I seem to bring out the worst in people." mockup

"I seem to bring out the worst in people."

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"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough." mockup

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

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'I would appreciate if your young lady waited for you up the road,Wilkins.'

'I would appreciate if your young lady waited for you up the road,Wilkins.' mockup

'I would appreciate if your young lady waited for you up the road,Wilkins.'

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Me at 22 vs. me at 29

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"This is first-quarter projected-earnings report--does it make my butt look big?"

"This is first-quarter projected-earnings report--does it make my butt look big?" mockup

"This is first-quarter projected-earnings report--does it make my butt look big?"

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"My body was a temple, now it's the Acropolis."

"My body was a temple, now it's the Acropolis." mockup

"My body was a temple, now it's the Acropolis."

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Narcissus visits the ophthalmologist mockup

Narcissus visits the ophthalmologist

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A penguin keeps a globe upside-down. mockup

A penguin keeps a globe upside-down.

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Still fits like a glove after all these years!

Still fits like a glove after all these years! mockup

Still fits like a glove after all these years!

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'Enjoying a little 'me time', Narcissus?'

'Enjoying a little 'me time', Narcissus?' mockup

'Enjoying a little 'me time', Narcissus?'

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'Saline implants? That'd kill you! I'd take anything Rick says with a grain of salt- But I suppose that'd kill you too.'

'Saline implants? That'd kill you! I'd take anything Rick says with a grain of salt- But I suppose that'd kill you too.' mockup

'Saline implants? That'd kill you! I'd take anything Rick says with a grain of salt- But I suppose that'd kill you too.'

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'Honey, does the wild pig that I swallowed whole for lunch make me look fat? No, dear, it's just the lighting.

'Honey, does the wild pig that I swallowed whole for lunch make me look fat? No, dear, it's just the lighting. mockup

'Honey, does the wild pig that I swallowed whole for lunch make me look fat? No, dear, it's just the lighting.

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'I'm curious about your out-of-body experience. As you floated above your hospital bed, how noticeable was my bald spot?'

'I'm curious about your out-of-body experience. As you floated above your hospital bed, how noticeable was my bald spot?' mockup

'I'm curious about your out-of-body experience. As you floated above your hospital bed, how noticeable was my bald spot?'

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'Me, I weigh myself in the water: I get a better reading...'

'Me, I weigh myself in the water: I get a better reading...' mockup

'Me, I weigh myself in the water: I get a better reading...'

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"Oh, come on! At least tell me I'm in the top fifty fairest people in the land!"

"Oh, come on! At least tell me I'm in the top fifty fairest people in the land!" mockup

"Oh, come on! At least tell me I'm in the top fifty fairest people in the land!"

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"Society is so PC these days - I can't even poke fun at myself without offending someone."

"Society is so PC these days - I can't even poke fun at myself without offending someone." mockup

"Society is so PC these days - I can't even poke fun at myself without offending someone."

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'Loser on Board'

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Self-importance Humorist Pillows Collection

Self-importance Humorist Mugs

Discover more witty and humorous mugs inspired by the self-importance humorist theme to brighten your mornings or give as a humorous gift.

Self-importance Humorist Prints

Find the perfect humorous print to showcase your love for self-importance humor. Great for adding personality and fun to any space.

Self-importance Humorist T-Shirts

Explore our collection of funny t-shirts that celebrate the self-importance humorist. Perfect for making a bold, humorous statement about ego and confidence.