Self-defense Skeptic Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who’s skeptical about self-defense? Our fun and clever products are perfect for the self-defense skeptic who enjoys a humorous perspective on safety. Celebrate their cautious nature with gifts that show you get their humor and respect their views. Ideal for anyone with a witty sense of humor and a playful attitude towards security.

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"I knew we shouldn't have let Health and Safety run the self defence course!"

"I knew we shouldn't have let Health and Safety run the self defence course!" mockup

"I knew we shouldn't have let Health and Safety run the self defence course!"

from $19.00

Overjumpers

from $19.00

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?" mockup

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

from $19.00

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts." mockup

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

from $19.00

Women's Martial Arts Center

from $19.00

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area." mockup

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

from $19.00

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.' mockup

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

from $19.00

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks." mockup

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

from $19.00

Mod Kwan Doh

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'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!' mockup

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

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KAWAII T'AI CHI

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Martial Arts

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"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate." mockup

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

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"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique." mockup

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

from $19.00

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right! mockup

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

from $19.00

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.' mockup

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

from $19.00

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters." mockup

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

from $19.00

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead. mockup

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

from $19.00

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head." mockup

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

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Martial Arts

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'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!' mockup

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

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'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

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"If you have an emergency, use this pepper spray."

"If you have an emergency, use this pepper spray." mockup

"If you have an emergency, use this pepper spray."

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"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

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Martial arts and clumsiness.

from $19.00

No one liked working the red-eye shift. mockup

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

from $19.00

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.' mockup

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

from $19.00

Stun-gun target practice.

from $19.00

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney." mockup

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

from $19.00

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.' mockup

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

from $19.00

Man fights with his shadow.

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'I don't know if I could really do that to a man.'

'I don't know if I could really do that to a man.' mockup

'I don't know if I could really do that to a man.'

from $19.00

Self-defense Skeptic Gifts Collection

Self-defense Skeptic Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs crafted for the self-defense skeptic—perfect for adding humor to their morning routine.

Self-defense Skeptic Pillows

Find hilarious pillows that speak to their cautious personality—ideal for livening up any room.

Self-defense Skeptic Prints

Browse our prints that capture the humor of being a self-defense skeptic—perfect for decorating with wit.

Self-defense Skeptic T-Shirts

Discover playful t-shirts designed for the self-defense skeptic, blending humor and wit for everyday wear.