Self-declared Technophobe Gifts

Searching for a gift for someone who proudly calls themselves a technophobe? Our collection offers witty, tongue-in-cheek items that acknowledge life beyond screens. Whether they love a good laugh or need a lighthearted reminder to unplug, our products feature clever designs perfect for anyone who prefers the non-digital world. From mugs for their morning coffee to comfy pillows for lazy evenings, these thoughtful gifts embrace their tech-free lifestyle with humor and charm.

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'...one kilobyte of idiot.'

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Grandma's caf

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"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?" mockup

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

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High speed cinder block

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"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down." mockup

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

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"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory." mockup

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

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'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!' mockup

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

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"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars." mockup

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

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"Hey! Get back here!"

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"Tarzan no want computer."

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Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple mockup

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

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Pensioners and Phones

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EEEEEEEEEEEE-Mail

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"In my experience, there's nothing good at the end of a trail like this."

"In my experience, there's nothing good at the end of a trail like this." mockup

"In my experience, there's nothing good at the end of a trail like this."

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'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!' mockup

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

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'To be honest, I'm having trouble keeping up with all this new technology.'

'To be honest, I'm having trouble keeping up with all this new technology.' mockup

'To be honest, I'm having trouble keeping up with all this new technology.'

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"Digital? We're not even cable ready!" mockup

"Digital? We're not even cable ready!"

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"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?" mockup

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

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"It happens every time we get a new piece of equipment...He won't invest the time to study the instructions and it ends in disaster."

"It happens every time we get a new piece of equipment...He won't invest the time to study the instructions and it ends in disaster." mockup

"It happens every time we get a new piece of equipment...He won't invest the time to study the instructions and it ends in disaster."

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"Can you give me your Christmas list on a regular sheet of paper? I don't know how to open the word document you emailed me."

"Can you give me your Christmas list on a regular sheet of paper? I don't know how to open the word document you emailed me." mockup

"Can you give me your Christmas list on a regular sheet of paper? I don't know how to open the word document you emailed me."

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'As usual, tech support is busy.' mockup

'As usual, tech support is busy.'

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'Dad's not getting the hang of the new technology, is he?'

'Dad's not getting the hang of the new technology, is he?' mockup

'Dad's not getting the hang of the new technology, is he?'

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'The Comedy of Computer Errors.'

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"Some people are reluctant to accept change."

"Some people are reluctant to accept change." mockup

"Some people are reluctant to accept change."

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'Looks good on paper. Let's scan it in and see how it looks on the screen.'

'Looks good on paper. Let's scan it in and see how it looks on the screen.' mockup

'Looks good on paper. Let's scan it in and see how it looks on the screen.'

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Grandpa Billy never did understand how you can listen to music using ear spuds.

Grandpa Billy never did understand how you can listen to music using ear spuds. mockup

Grandpa Billy never did understand how you can listen to music using ear spuds.

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"I think it's time my grandpa upgraded his keyboard."

"I think it's time my grandpa upgraded his keyboard." mockup

"I think it's time my grandpa upgraded his keyboard."

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"No cell phone, no e-mails... boy, I've never felt so free1"

"No cell phone, no e-mails... boy, I've never felt so free1" mockup

"No cell phone, no e-mails... boy, I've never felt so free1"

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'Forgive me father, for I've been faking computer literacy.'

'Forgive me father, for I've been faking computer literacy.' mockup

'Forgive me father, for I've been faking computer literacy.'

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"You're a great plummer, but those skills won't help you with fixing you computer. So put the plunger away and call a professional."

"You're a great plummer, but those skills won't help you with fixing you computer. So put the plunger away and call a professional." mockup

"You're a great plummer, but those skills won't help you with fixing you computer. So put the plunger away and call a professional."

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"Technology moving too fast."

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"Stop! You're painting over all my passwords."

"Stop! You're painting over all my passwords." mockup

"Stop! You're painting over all my passwords."

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'I don't have e-mail or fax, not even a computer...if you haven't already guessed, I'm still living in the typewriter age.'

'I don't have e-mail or fax, not even a computer...if you haven't already guessed, I'm still living in the typewriter age.' mockup

'I don't have e-mail or fax, not even a computer...if you haven't already guessed, I'm still living in the typewriter age.'

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Self-declared Technophobe Gifts Collection

Self-declared Technophobe Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that make perfect gifts for self-declared technophobes, blending humor with everyday practicality.

Self-declared Technophobe Pillows

Brighten their home with pillows that celebrate their love for unplugging—fun, cozy, and uniquely personal.

Self-declared Technophobe Prints

Decorate their space with prints that humorously highlight their technophobia—ideal for wall art that sparks smiles.

Self-declared Technophobe T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts designed for those who prefer life offline—bring humor and comfort together.