Self-belief Champion Pillows

'Are we birds? Are these wings? Well, let's get rid of this idea that we can't fly!'

Don't Take No For an Answer

"I can see you...becoming a strong, successful woman!"

Leadership suits you

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

'Confusionism'

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

'Well, I must be going. I have some shopping to do with the money you saved by acting as your own lawyer.'

"Do you promise to love and comfort yourself, on good days and bad, for richer, for poorer, in weight gain and loss, as long as you shall live?"

Self Love Witch

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."

"Jazz fusion, modern country or my podcast - my podcast it is!"

'You know, it's not good for kids' self-esteem to keep harping on about this 'naughty or nice' stuff.'

I heart my bum.

Step out-- speak up

'You've got a lot of nerve, lady, calling my son's answers 'wrong'...His answers may be different, but they're just as special and beautiful as anyone else's.'

The power of positive affirmations

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

'Next time up, I'm calling my shot: I'm pointing to the catcher's mitt.'

'You were right...my self esteem just went up 60%.'

Celebrating National No Bra Day

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