Self-belief Champion Pillows

'Are we birds? Are these wings? Well, let's get rid of this idea that we can't fly!'

Don't Take No For an Answer

"I can see you...becoming a strong, successful woman!"

Leadership suits you

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

'Confusionism'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

'Well, I must be going. I have some shopping to do with the money you saved by acting as your own lawyer.'

"Do you promise to love and comfort yourself, on good days and bad, for richer, for poorer, in weight gain and loss, as long as you shall live?"

"Jazz fusion, modern country or my podcast - my podcast it is!"

'You know, it's not good for kids' self-esteem to keep harping on about this 'naughty or nice' stuff.'

Self Love Witch

Step out-- speak up

'You've got a lot of nerve, lady, calling my son's answers 'wrong'...His answers may be different, but they're just as special and beautiful as anyone else's.'

"I'm sorry. Now that everyone's home reading, watching movies, educating themselves, and reflecting on the meaning of life, there's just no money for the arts."

If Only Magazine: The Pot Belly Is In!

Celebrating National No Bra Day

The power of positive affirmations

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

"Since I never accepted any more challenges after my win against the hare, I remain undefeated..."

'Next time up, I'm calling my shot: I'm pointing to the catcher's mitt.'

'You were right...my self esteem just went up 60%.'