Self-promotion Champion Pillows

"Jazz fusion, modern country or my podcast - my podcast it is!"

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Creativity 2.0

Blog Breakdown

Don't Take No For an Answer

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

'You've probably heard of me. I'm an author, consultant and lecturer in the fields of authoring, consulting and lecturing.'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

"I'm in advertising. . ."

'My tutor kindly agreed to help!'

'Well, I must be going. I have some shopping to do with the money you saved by acting as your own lawyer.'

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

Self Love Witch

'If you want to brag about yourself, start a blog.'

'You know, it's not good for kids' self-esteem to keep harping on about this 'naughty or nice' stuff.'

"It's my company. I want to star in the commercial."

"Nothing showy, but we would like to be publicized."

'Are we birds? Are these wings? Well, let's get rid of this idea that we can't fly!'

'You've got a lot of nerve, lady, calling my son's answers 'wrong'...His answers may be different, but they're just as special and beautiful as anyone else's.'

"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."

The Social Media Expert

This could be your blurb.

If Only Magazine: The Pot Belly Is In!

School of Music: Blowing Your Own Trumpet.

"No, you still look fat."

Gok Wan

"I've had therapy and this IS the best possible version of myself."