Self-promotion Champion T-Shirts

"Jazz fusion, modern country or my podcast - my podcast it is!"

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Blog Breakdown

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

Don't Take No For an Answer

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

'You've probably heard of me. I'm an author, consultant and lecturer in the fields of authoring, consulting and lecturing.'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

'Well, I must be going. I have some shopping to do with the money you saved by acting as your own lawyer.'

'My tutor kindly agreed to help!'

"I'm in advertising. . ."

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

"It's my company. I want to star in the commercial."

"Nothing showy, but we would like to be publicized."

Self Love Witch

'If you want to brag about yourself, start a blog.'

'You know, it's not good for kids' self-esteem to keep harping on about this 'naughty or nice' stuff.'

'Are we birds? Are these wings? Well, let's get rid of this idea that we can't fly!'

"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."

'You've got a lot of nerve, lady, calling my son's answers 'wrong'...His answers may be different, but they're just as special and beautiful as anyone else's.'

This could be your blurb.

If Only Magazine: The Pot Belly Is In!

The Social Media Expert

School of Music: Blowing Your Own Trumpet.

"No, you still look fat."

"I've had therapy and this IS the best possible version of myself."

'Of course you're big and clumsy, but don't forget one thing. You're supposed to be big and clumsy.'