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Lawyers - Counsel Chapotard reading in a Law Journal an article by himself praising himself

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

"Excuse me, have you heard how great I am?"

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"After I expounded on my greatness all morning, it's funny he never complimented me on my humility."

"His fan mail keeps ten secretaries busy. Writing it!"

'How fast can you hype?'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

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"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

'You've probably heard of me. I'm an author, consultant and lecturer in the fields of authoring, consulting and lecturing.'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

'I've been made junior partner.'

"You'll get an office, a pay increase and a set of bad nicknames from your colleagues."

"I'm in advertising. . ."

'My tutor kindly agreed to help!'

"He's brilliant, exactly like me, and a lower paid version."

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"I'm doing a think piece on me."

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

'If you want to brag about yourself, start a blog.'

"Nothing showy, but we would like to be publicized."

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

"It's my company. I want to star in the commercial."

"Jazz fusion, modern country or my podcast - my podcast it is!"

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"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."

"I really am very pleased with the dress I bought. It makes me feel not so dumpy and without."

'Does what's left of my bum look big in that?'

'I appreciate the new title, Mr Boyle, but what I could really use is a raise.'