Self-promotion Admirer Pillows

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

The Sculptor

Creativity 2.0

Blog Breakdown

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

'You've probably heard of me. I'm an author, consultant and lecturer in the fields of authoring, consulting and lecturing.'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

'I hear he's quite a recluse - doesn't even have a blog.'

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

"He's brilliant, exactly like me, and a lower paid version."

'My tutor kindly agreed to help!'

"I'm in advertising. . ."

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

"I want to change my name...to someone who was ahead of her time...a legendary artist who still influences culture today! Her last name was Kahlo, but you can call me...Frida!"

'If you want to brag about yourself, start a blog.'

"Nothing showy, but we would like to be publicized."

JWoww becomes fascinated with psychedelic therapy after reading 'How to Change Your Mind' by Michael Pollan.

"Jazz fusion, modern country or my podcast - my podcast it is!"

"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."

The Social Media Expert

"Narcissus! Pay attention!"

This could be your blurb.

'Does what's left of my bum look big in that?'

I love myself.

"I've closed the fennerman deal, Ellen. Have some people toot my horn."

"Unfortunately, a few years back we had to start accepting advertising."

Man replaces a bust with one of himself.

Buy one or die! 'I've always been a sucker for a smooth sales pitch.'

'These personal statements are just me...me...me!'

Lawyers - Counsel Chapotard reading in a Law Journal an article by himself praising himself

"You must excuse my husband, he's a practising egomaniac..."

"His fan mail keeps ten secretaries busy. Writing it!"

"I ❤️ me"