Self-promotion Admirer Pillows

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

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Blog Breakdown

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

'You've probably heard of me. I'm an author, consultant and lecturer in the fields of authoring, consulting and lecturing.'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

'I hear he's quite a recluse - doesn't even have a blog.'

'My tutor kindly agreed to help!'

"I'm in advertising. . ."

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

"He's brilliant, exactly like me, and a lower paid version."

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

"Jazz fusion, modern country or my podcast - my podcast it is!"

JWoww becomes fascinated with psychedelic therapy after reading 'How to Change Your Mind' by Michael Pollan.

'If you want to brag about yourself, start a blog.'

"Nothing showy, but we would like to be publicized."

"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."

'Does what's left of my bum look big in that?'

This could be your blurb.

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"Narcissus! Pay attention!"

Man replaces a bust with one of himself.

"I've closed the fennerman deal, Ellen. Have some people toot my horn."

I love myself.

"Unfortunately, a few years back we had to start accepting advertising."

'These personal statements are just me...me...me!'

Lawyers - Counsel Chapotard reading in a Law Journal an article by himself praising himself

Buy one or die! 'I've always been a sucker for a smooth sales pitch.'

"I ❤️ me"

'Happy Valentine's Day.'

"After I expounded on my greatness all morning, it's funny he never complimented me on my humility."