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'If you want to brag about yourself, start a blog.'

'How fast can you hype?'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Creativity 2.0

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

Blog Breakdown

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

'You've probably heard of me. I'm an author, consultant and lecturer in the fields of authoring, consulting and lecturing.'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

'I've been made junior partner.'

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"You'll get an office, a pay increase and a set of bad nicknames from your colleagues."

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"I'm in advertising. . ."

'My tutor kindly agreed to help!'

"He's brilliant, exactly like me, and a lower paid version."

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

"Jazz fusion, modern country or my podcast - my podcast it is!"

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

"It's my company. I want to star in the commercial."

"Nothing showy, but we would like to be publicized."

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The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."

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This could be your blurb.

'I appreciate the new title, Mr Boyle, but what I could really use is a raise.'

School of Music: Blowing Your Own Trumpet.

'Actually I worked my way up from 'ideas'.'

"The GOOD news is that your promotion puts you in charge of the team, the BAD news is you ARE the team."