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Lawyers - Counsel Chapotard reading in a Law Journal an article by himself praising himself

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

"Excuse me, have you heard how great I am?"

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"After I expounded on my greatness all morning, it's funny he never complimented me on my humility."

"His fan mail keeps ten secretaries busy. Writing it!"

'How fast can you hype?'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

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"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

Blog Breakdown

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

'You've probably heard of me. I'm an author, consultant and lecturer in the fields of authoring, consulting and lecturing.'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"You'll get an office, a pay increase and a set of bad nicknames from your colleagues."

'I've been made junior partner.'

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'My tutor kindly agreed to help!'

"He's brilliant, exactly like me, and a lower paid version."

"I'm in advertising. . ."

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

'If you want to brag about yourself, start a blog.'

"Nothing showy, but we would like to be publicized."

"It's my company. I want to star in the commercial."

"Jazz fusion, modern country or my podcast - my podcast it is!"

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

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"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."