Self-promotion Savant Mugs

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Blog Breakdown

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

Complete Makeover

'You've probably heard of me. I'm an author, consultant and lecturer in the fields of authoring, consulting and lecturing.'

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"He's brilliant, exactly like me, and a lower paid version."

'My tutor kindly agreed to help!'

"I'm in advertising. . ."

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

"Nothing showy, but we would like to be publicized."

"Jazz fusion, modern country or my podcast - my podcast it is!"

'If you want to brag about yourself, start a blog.'

"It's my company. I want to star in the commercial."

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

Bob begins every day with Tie Chi

"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."

This could be your blurb.

The Social Media Expert

School of Music: Blowing Your Own Trumpet.

Presenting a better image

"Remember, new customers get the slightly discounted Triple Bundle. Current customers who complain about their bill get the slightly discounted Pacifier Package."

"I've closed the fennerman deal, Ellen. Have some people toot my horn."

Man replaces a bust with one of himself.

'Yes, I suppose certain narrow-minded people would call it a ‘pack of lies' - I prefer to think of it as creative up-selling.'

Lawyers - Counsel Chapotard reading in a Law Journal an article by himself praising himself

'These personal statements are just me...me...me!'

"Résumé? Dude, Google me!"

"After I expounded on my greatness all morning, it's funny he never complimented me on my humility."

"O.K., well, think about it, but remember, I find my own food, I'm quiet, and you don't have to take me for walks."

Dust jackets for people.