Seeking Startup Funding Gifts

"Your entire business plan is to get a loan from me?"

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Boom

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

S.S.dot.com

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

"Never mind devices - we need to establish a 'bring your own funding' policy."

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"I'm appointing you head of marketing...your first job is to come up with something we can market...and to who??"

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'