Seeking Startup Funding T-Shirts

"Your entire business plan is to get a loan from me?"

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Boom

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

S.S.dot.com

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"Never mind devices - we need to establish a 'bring your own funding' policy."

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"