Seeker Of Fortunes Gifts

'I see lot's of water...'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

Golden Eggs.

Gambling on office building construction

"Trepanning for gold"

'Risky? Good lord no! We're going to make a fortune!'

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

Share Prices - "Due to a delay in installing our new computer price system, I can give you an answer immediately."

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

"Forget about tall and handsome. What about portfolio 10 year highs and lows?"

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

'It's never too late to start investing, even if your Social Security number is...8?'

"But Mom said to ask YOU!"

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

'Of course, it's marvellous news! Absolutely marvellous! My Word! A national lottery winner! Wonderful stroke of luck!'

"Sometimes I like to think back and reminisce about tomorrow."

Palm Reading

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"At you age I had already started a Pension Pot."