Fortune-seeking Adventurer Gifts

"Flight prices will go down, then they'll go up, and then you'll buy a ticket at the worst possible time."

Palm Reading

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

The Hobby Store

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Shoot For The Moon

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Bird sitting on a wing.

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

Sticking out tongue

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

Scary Face at Window

'I told you to sip it!'

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

'Tut. Now I suppose we'll have to hear all about her holiday!'

Alcoholidays.

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

I don't have the keys.

"I wonder if I'd still have a paper route if I hadn't been born in the land of opportunity?"

'I see lot's of water...'

'Dewey, heads up! Squid!!'

'Of course me and Lottie never got around to having kids'

Spring Break!

Marooned Painter

"If you're really me, why can't I see a word balloon?!"

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

'There are 2 billion, 16 million, 10 thousand and sixty - one grains of sand on this island!'

Summer Sketches - Cheerfully drifting down the stream of life