Fortune-seeking Adventurer Mugs

"Flight prices will go down, then they'll go up, and then you'll buy a ticket at the worst possible time."

Palm Reading

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

The Hobby Store

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Shoot For The Moon

Bird sitting on a wing.

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

Sticking out tongue

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

Oh my goodness, you're right - I've only been hiding from myself!

'I told you to sip it!'

Scary Face at Window

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

Alcoholidays.

'Tut. Now I suppose we'll have to hear all about her holiday!'

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

I don't have the keys.

'I see lot's of water...'

"I wonder if I'd still have a paper route if I hadn't been born in the land of opportunity?"

'Dewey, heads up! Squid!!'

Spring Break!

Marooned Painter

'Of course me and Lottie never got around to having kids'

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

"If you're really me, why can't I see a word balloon?!"