Seeker Of Fortunes Mugs

'I see lot's of water...'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

"Trepanning for gold"

Gambling on office building construction

Golden Eggs.

'Risky? Good lord no! We're going to make a fortune!'

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

Share Prices - "Due to a delay in installing our new computer price system, I can give you an answer immediately."

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

"At you age I had already started a Pension Pot."

'Of course, it's marvellous news! Absolutely marvellous! My Word! A national lottery winner! Wonderful stroke of luck!'

"But Mom said to ask YOU!"

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

"Sometimes I like to think back and reminisce about tomorrow."

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

Palm Reading

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

"Forget about tall and handsome. What about portfolio 10 year highs and lows?"

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'