"Security is lax on this side."
Security Tactics Gifts
Looking for a gift that combines humor with a focus on security tactics? Our collection features creatively designed mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that speak to security professionals, enthusiasts, or anyone interested in smart security strategies. These items make a witty statement or a thoughtful nod to the importance of safeguarding and tactical thinking.
The Anti-Agent
UK border controls relaxed.
High security Santa's grotto
'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'
"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."
Archimedes helps Sisyphus
"He's a guard dog."
"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."
"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"
'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'
"I see you've security marked your property."
"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."
"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"
"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."
'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'
The Scanner Of Love.
"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."
Moulin Rouge Security
"Beware of Don"
Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.
A Little Extra
Death to the Extremists
Scarecrows guarding a field
CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'
''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'
'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'
'And this will be our strategic plan for the coming year.'
"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."
A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'
"We've been cancelled."
'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'
"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."
The Best Defense
Mou...Man trap!
Security Tactics Gifts Collection
Security Tactics Mugs
Looking for more security tactics fun? Browse our collection of mugs featuring clever designs and witty sayings perfect for security buffs and professionals.
Security Tactics Pillows
Add some security savvy to your home or office décor with our tactical pillows, blending comfort with clever security-themed design.
Security Tactics Prints
Decorate your space with our security tactics prints, celebrating safety and strategy with stylish, eye-catching artwork.
Security Tactics T-Shirts
Explore our security tactics t-shirts and express your love for strategic thinking and clever humor through wearable art with style and wit.