Security Practices Gifts

'First, tell me your mother's maiden name.'

The Anti-Agent

UK border controls relaxed.

High security Santa's grotto

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"He's a guard dog."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"I see you've security marked your property."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

The Scanner Of Love.

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

Death to the Extremists

Moulin Rouge Security

A Little Extra

Scarecrows guarding a field

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

"Beware of Don"

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

The Best Defense

Mou...Man trap!