Security Tactics Prints

"Security is lax on this side."

The Anti-Agent

UK border controls relaxed.

High security Santa's grotto

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"He's a guard dog."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"I see you've security marked your property."

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

The Scanner Of Love.

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Moulin Rouge Security

"Beware of Don"

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

A Little Extra

Death to the Extremists

Scarecrows guarding a field

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'And this will be our strategic plan for the coming year.'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"We've been cancelled."

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

The Best Defense

Mou...Man trap!