Security Tactics Pillows

"Security is lax on this side."

The Anti-Agent

UK border controls relaxed.

High security Santa's grotto

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"He's a guard dog."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"I see you've security marked your property."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Moulin Rouge Security

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Beware of Don"

Scarecrows guarding a field

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Mou...Man trap!

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'