Security Measures Pillows

'It's nothing personal, we just like to secure our intellectual property, each evening.'

'It is part of the security upgrade.'

ACME Armored Truck.

'I don't have a lock! I hate to leave my bike unlocked overnight!'

'You can't be too careful these days, mother.'

The Anti-Agent

UK border controls relaxed.

High security Santa's grotto

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"He's a guard dog."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"I see you've security marked your property."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Beware of Don"

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Scarecrows guarding a field

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

Moulin Rouge Security

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Mou...Man trap!

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Guard dogs