Security Measures Analyst Pillows

Relax in comfort with our security analyst pillows. Perfect for their workspace or home, these cozy accent pieces showcase their professional pride with a touch of humor.

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'I set off the metal detector again? This is going to make me late for class the for the fifth time this week.'

'I set off the metal detector again? This is going to make me late for class the for the fifth time this week.' mockup

'I set off the metal detector again? This is going to make me late for class the for the fifth time this week.'

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The Anti-Agent

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Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud. mockup

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

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'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

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"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry." mockup

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

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'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.' mockup

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

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"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement." mockup

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

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'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.' mockup

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

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"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?" mockup

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

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'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.' mockup

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

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"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast." mockup

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

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"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...." mockup

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

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'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?' mockup

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

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CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts' mockup

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

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Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss. mockup

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

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'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?' mockup

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

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A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background. mockup

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

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"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal." mockup

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

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"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!" mockup

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

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"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security." mockup

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

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Aggression/Security

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'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?' mockup

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

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'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?' mockup

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

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"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage." mockup

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

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"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...." mockup

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

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Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties. mockup

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

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Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

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HUAWEI 5G

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Big Brother.

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"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener." mockup

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

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Security Measures Analyst Pillows Collection

Security Measures Analyst Mugs

Hungry for more? Explore our collection of humorous and personalized mugs designed for security measures analysts—adding a fun touch to every coffee break.

Security Measures Analyst Prints

Elevate their workspace! Our security-themed prints are the perfect way to celebrate their important role with a witty and stylish display.

Security Measures Analyst T-Shirts

Looking for more? Check out our selection of clever t-shirts that highlight security expertise with humor and style—perfect for professionals who work hard and laugh often.