'I set off the metal detector again? This is going to make me late for class the for the fifth time this week.'
Security Measures Analyst Gifts
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'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'
The Anti-Agent
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
'Human Error .. Yet Again.'
"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.
"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."
'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'
"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"
'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'
"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."
"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."
"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."
A Little Extra
CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'
'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'
A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.
'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'
"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."
Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.
"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"
"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."
"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."
Aggression/Security
'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'
'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'
Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.
"We've been cancelled."
The Best Defense
"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."
Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'
HUAWEI 5G
Big Brother.
Security Measures Analyst Gifts Collection
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