Military Tactics Pillows

'The risk-benefit analysis says no, the cost-benefit analysis says maybe, and the gut feeling says 'Go for it'!'

'Why are they all picking on me?'

'FIRE A... warning shot across her bow.'

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

"...and find out what happened to my sandwich!"

Camouflage.

Counter-measures deployed, sir!

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

"They're sending in a camouflage unit!"

'Steady lads! don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes, er eyes er eyes?'

"Our defenses won't hold them for long."

Excamouflage of Putin

"Shoo!"

"Wow...you really are the toughest defender in the whole league!"

"We said everything is going as planned! Now get back in your bunker!"

"I hate Mondays."

How's my blitzkrieging?

Defense VS Offense

"They're running short of cannon balls!"

Admiral Porter's Dummy Frightening the Rebels at Vicksburg

"Close-order drill! Everybody fall in!"

"They appear to be opting for the circled-wagons defense."

"Are other countries allowed to do things for reasons of overriding national security?"

"Well done sir. We won, I guess."

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

'You and whose army?'

How to Cross the Rhine

A clever ruse. How two German officers carried a gun past the British lines.

Practice Makes Perfect. At Count Zeppelin's Evening Classes for Bomb-droppers.

"Oh U! The German periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

For the War Inventions Board: The Shell-diverter for returning the enemy's fire.

Ruse deGuerre. A German Officer disguised as a Policeman endeavouring to move on a British sniper.

"Watch where you're going! Who said that? How should I know? School of camouflage."