Security Goofball Gifts

Searching for a gift that matches your security goofball's quirky sense of humor? Browse our collection of humorous and clever items that celebrate their unique personality. Whether they work in security or just love a good joke, these products are designed to bring a smile and show appreciation for their fun-loving spirit. Perfect for birthdays, promotions, or just because, our selection offers witty designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints that they'll enjoy every day.

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It's a letter from my boss...in downsizing he got rid of the watch dog, and now I have to bark myself!

It's a letter from my boss...in downsizing he got rid of the watch dog, and now I have to bark myself! mockup

It's a letter from my boss...in downsizing he got rid of the watch dog, and now I have to bark myself!

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Shoot For The Moon

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"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

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"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!" mockup

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

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The Deaths take a selfie.

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"To prove I'm human, and not a spam bot, this site wants me to solve the mystery of the universe. Why couldn't they just ask if fire is hot or cold?"

"To prove I'm human, and not a spam bot, this site wants me to solve the mystery of the universe. Why couldn't they just ask if fire is hot or cold?" mockup

"To prove I'm human, and not a spam bot, this site wants me to solve the mystery of the universe. Why couldn't they just ask if fire is hot or cold?"

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'I think we'll have to call the fire brigade again.'

'I think we'll have to call the fire brigade again.' mockup

'I think we'll have to call the fire brigade again.'

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Frank Loved Bubblewrap

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CCTV

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Ostritch Gangsters.

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(Can't) Count Dracula.

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Cyber Terrorism

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Bob's lazy eye was getting worse - staying home, lying in bed and watching soaps all day.

Bob's lazy eye was getting worse - staying home, lying in bed and watching soaps all day. mockup

Bob's lazy eye was getting worse - staying home, lying in bed and watching soaps all day.

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Man in snow globe clears snow.

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'I hope you replace your divots!' mockup

'I hope you replace your divots!'

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'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.' mockup

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

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"Ewww....Banana slug hammocks really cross me out."

"Ewww....Banana slug hammocks really cross me out." mockup

"Ewww....Banana slug hammocks really cross me out."

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"A modicum of barking is required on my part, but then I'll let you in if you'll let me out."

"A modicum of barking is required on my part, but then I'll let you in if you'll let me out." mockup

"A modicum of barking is required on my part, but then I'll let you in if you'll let me out."

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Help. Forgot All My Account Passwords. mockup

Help. Forgot All My Account Passwords.

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'Oh no, we forgot to lock the safe!' 'What's the problem, we're both here aren't we?'

'Oh no, we forgot to lock the safe!' 'What's the problem, we're both here aren't we?' mockup

'Oh no, we forgot to lock the safe!' 'What's the problem, we're both here aren't we?'

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"A backflip with a full twist, handspray pike and a three quarter roll will do nothing to further your cause Mr Laney."

"A backflip with a full twist, handspray pike and a three quarter roll will do nothing to further your cause Mr Laney." mockup

"A backflip with a full twist, handspray pike and a three quarter roll will do nothing to further your cause Mr Laney."

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Guess your passwords - $10

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Snowman going through airport security mockup

Snowman going through airport security

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"They're suppositories. Well what other type of drugs do you expect me to smuggle in."

"They're suppositories. Well what other type of drugs do you expect me to smuggle in." mockup

"They're suppositories. Well what other type of drugs do you expect me to smuggle in."

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Not Necessary.

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CCTV in Operation: Warning Guard Dogs In Use

CCTV in Operation: Warning Guard Dogs In Use mockup

CCTV in Operation: Warning Guard Dogs In Use

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Lizard running with football.

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The 'It's safe - Streetview's not in real time' argument.

The 'It's safe - Streetview's not in real time' argument. mockup

The 'It's safe - Streetview's not in real time' argument.

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'Yes, but his ID card is valid.'

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Track and Trace Security Issues

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Security Goofball Gifts Collection

Security Goofball Mugs

Explore our full range of security goofball mugs—funny, clever, and perfect for brightening any coffee break.

Security Goofball Pillows

Discover our humorous pillows for security goofballs—perfect for adding a playful touch to their lounge or bedroom.

Security Goofball Prints

Browse our prints collection—humorous artwork to celebrate your security goofball’s fun and quirky style.

Security Goofball T-Shirts

Check out our collection of security goofball t-shirts—witty designs that let their personality shine.