Security Blanket Lover Pillows

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Electric Blanket.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Help! I've fallen in love and I can't get up! Cat alert system.

Frost advisory tonight.

'Your father installed a security system.'

"Okay, what's your next, more expensive security system?"

"You're stealing the blanket."

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'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"My dad put in a new security system."

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

Try not to hog all the blankets tonight.

'I'm taking a poll. Do you feel safe in your own home?'

'He's always on the heightened alert!'

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

'This car has a very sophisticated security system! Your dad kicked the tire and it kicked him back.'

Half asleep.

Beware the Dog

'I'm a firm believer in not going out of my way to give employees the opportunity to test their honesty.'

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"I can't sleep without my weighted blanket... I'm safe under my weighted blanket..."

Safe harbour

'A few of us are getting together after work for a little R&R. If you've got a blankie, you're welcome to join us.'