Electric Blanket Lover Pillows

'I'm cold-blooded: I need an electric blanket...'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Electric Blanket.

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Help! I've fallen in love and I can't get up! Cat alert system.

Love At First Shock

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"You're stealing the blanket."

Frost advisory tonight.

Energy trap.

Electric guitar

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

Try not to hog all the blankets tonight.

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

"I can't sleep without my weighted blanket... I'm safe under my weighted blanket..."

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

Half asleep.

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

'A few of us are getting together after work for a little R&R. If you've got a blankie, you're welcome to join us.'

'The teddy bear and blankie are the only sleep aids the doctor had that aren't addictive.'

'I'm having difficulty dragging my butt out of bed each morning.'

"Quit hogging the covers!"

"Whoa! You must have eight rugs on! How's that feel? Are you warm enough?"

'Was that real purring?'

Refueling Electric Cars

'The money we're saved on gas paid for Jim's leg when he tripped over the cord.'

Kid to cafeteria lady: 'The pig-in-a-blanket ,,, is it a Snuggie'