Electric Blanket Lover Gifts

'I'm cold-blooded: I need an electric blanket...'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Electric Blanket.

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Love At First Shock

"You're stealing the blanket."

Energy trap.

Electric guitar

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

Try not to hog all the blankets tonight.

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

Half asleep.

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

"I can't sleep without my weighted blanket... I'm safe under my weighted blanket..."

'A few of us are getting together after work for a little R&R. If you've got a blankie, you're welcome to join us.'

'The teddy bear and blankie are the only sleep aids the doctor had that aren't addictive.'

'I'm having difficulty dragging my butt out of bed each morning.'

"Quit hogging the covers!"

'Was that real purring?'

"Whoa! You must have eight rugs on! How's that feel? Are you warm enough?"

Refueling Electric Cars

'The money we're saved on gas paid for Jim's leg when he tripped over the cord.'

Kid to cafeteria lady: 'The pig-in-a-blanket ,,, is it a Snuggie'

'Finish this proverb: One good turn...'