Security Blanket Lover Gifts

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Electric Blanket.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"You're stealing the blanket."

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'Your father installed a security system.'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"My dad put in a new security system."

Try not to hog all the blankets tonight.

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

'He's always on the heightened alert!'

Half asleep.

'I'm taking a poll. Do you feel safe in your own home?'

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

"I can't sleep without my weighted blanket... I'm safe under my weighted blanket..."

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

'This car has a very sophisticated security system! Your dad kicked the tire and it kicked him back.'

Beware the Dog

'I'm a firm believer in not going out of my way to give employees the opportunity to test their honesty.'

Safe harbour

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

'A few of us are getting together after work for a little R&R. If you've got a blankie, you're welcome to join us.'