Security Blankets Pillows

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

The Anti-Agent

UK border controls relaxed.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

High security Santa's grotto

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

No Soliciting

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"He's a guard dog."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

The Scanner Of Love.

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Scarecrows guarding a field

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Beware of Don"

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

A Little Extra

Moulin Rouge Security

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

Death to the Extremists

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

The Best Defense

Mou...Man trap!