Security Blankets Mugs

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

The Anti-Agent

UK border controls relaxed.

High security Santa's grotto

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"He's a guard dog."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

No Soliciting

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Beware of Don"

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

Moulin Rouge Security

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

Mou...Man trap!