Blankets Pillows

Kid to cafeteria lady: 'The pig-in-a-blanket ,,, is it a Snuggie'

Death warmed up.

Try not to hog all the blankets tonight.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Electric Blanket.

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"You're stealing the blanket."

Baby blanket.

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

Stitch one, pearl one...

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"I can't sleep without my weighted blanket... I'm safe under my weighted blanket..."

"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head."

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

Half asleep.

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

'A few of us are getting together after work for a little R&R. If you've got a blankie, you're welcome to join us.'

"You can't classify the damage as a Act of God; I'm an atheist!"

"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!"

'The teddy bear and blankie are the only sleep aids the doctor had that aren't addictive.'

A sleeping couple

'If you have trouble with cold feet in bed, you will find this dog is equivalent to two blankets.'

"Enough!"

'I'm having difficulty dragging my butt out of bed each morning.'

'Was that real purring?'

"Whoa! You must have eight rugs on! How's that feel? Are you warm enough?"

'Finish this proverb: One good turn...'

"I'm so special that I even get my very own blanket for the sofa."

'I'm cold-blooded: I need an electric blanket...'