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The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Local Knowledge

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

The transparent safe box of Panama

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

Beyond the known and the unknown.

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Private Viewing

Secret sweetie drawer...

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

"Before the library cuts I was well-read now I just have ill-informed opinions."

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

Head full of Books.

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

'I don't know what's going on, but wipe that look of restrained jubilation off your face!'

'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Librarian.

Gigolo Diary

'Darling... I think we're being watched!'

"Jack'z the bestess friend. My wife still doesn't know where we'were that night..." Why we toast before we start drinking.

Returning to reading

'Promise me that this won't go any further?'