Whispered Secrets T-Shirts

'A table where no one will notice we're having sex.'

Local Knowledge

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

The transparent safe box of Panama

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

The best relationships are silent.

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

'I don't know what's going on, but wipe that look of restrained jubilation off your face!'

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

Watergate is just the tip of the iceberg phobia. 'I have here secret government documents that describe the events leading up to Custer's Last Stand.'

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

'Darling... I think we're being watched!'

"Jack'z the bestess friend. My wife still doesn't know where we'were that night..." Why we toast before we start drinking.

"Whoa, I guess dad and mom didn’t send Scraps off to live on a farm after all."

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

Awkward Moments

"Can you keep a secret?"

'They transferred me from catering because I kept spilling the beans.'

Billy strip: bed pan.

'Promise me that this won't go any further?'

"Psst. Can you keep a secret?"

'Let's not mention this to the fellas at the office, okay, Hal?'

"D'ya wanna hear a secret? Well, keep it under your wrappings. . ."

'Sparky's amazing ability to speak to humans betrays him...'

Marcie's inner child chose an unfortunate moment to emerge.

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Can you keep a top secret?'

"Yes, I'm the cardiologist, Dr. Johnson, ordering a pizza, and there's a nice tip in it for you if you deliver it discreetly."